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Cat Humor TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR CAT HAS PLANS TO KILL YOU 10. Seems extra chummy with the dog. 9. Unexplained calls to Lawyers 900 numbers on phone bill. 8. Hidden cache of "Feline Fortunes" magazines. 7. Cyanide paw prints all over the walls. 6. Litter box spells "REDRUM". 5. Takes notes while watching "Itchy and Scratchy". 4. Sudden interest in wood chipper. 3. Ball of yarn tied in hangeman's noose. 2. Cat Will saying "All 2 Kat". 1. Sharpens claws on car's brake linings A Cat's Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule - To NEVER tell a human that The world is really ruled by CATS! Contributor's Note You can always get a laugh out of cats actions.

Contributed by connections on April 4, 2008, at 00:17 AM UTC.

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